The latest "Harry Potter" book to hit schools across East Pac Nation has stirred up the greatest controversy yet.
Option 1: "I quite enjoyed the book, until I got to the part where Harry summons evil demons to do his bidding," says religious leader Billy-Bob Steele. "Now that's just wrong. We need to restore some sense to this debate, by which I mean we should remove this book from the shelves, salt it thoroughly, and burn it."
Option 2: Teachers union President Charles Hamilton says, "Come on, the book is fantasy! And it's a damn good read. I'd like the government to issue a statement of support for our teachers and librarians, so kids can enjoy good books without interference from religious wackos, like Christians."
OR
Dismiss this issue.
2 comments:
easy one
option 2
duh
Option two. It really is just fantasy. It's the same with the whole Davinci Code thing. My grandmother totally freaked out cause of it. 'Tis only a book or movie.
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