Military Demands Increased Spending

Option 1: "These are turbulent times we live in," says Defense Chief Billy-Bob Falopian. "Turbulent and dangerous. And the only sensible response to that, of course, is to build a lot more weapons. Unless we get the funding we need, I can't promise that we'll be able to defend East Pac Nation's sovereign borders from rogue nations and foreign powers. Or those leaky boatloads of refugees, for that matter."

Option 2: "NO MORE BOMBS," chant the protestors outside Parliament House, in a repetitious and increasingly annoying appeal. Spokesperson Jazz Christmas, speaking through a feedback-afflicted microphone, says, "East Pac Nation needs fewer weapons, not more! Make the world a safer place! Disarm now!"

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Dismiss this issue.