(The octopus is our national animal).
Option 1: "The fact is, the octopus population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Bianca Hanover. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have octopus kebabs, octopus pies, octopus-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
Option 2: "I agree that something needs to be done about octopus over-population," says random passer-by Bill Bush, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
Option 3:
"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Jean-Paul Clinton. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The octopi were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The octopus is part of what makes East Pac Nation a great nation!"
Or dismiss this issue.
2 comments:
going with option 3 like i did in my awesome nation.
if its your national animal, its your basically your nation as a symbol. killing it is killing yourself.
can't kill ur national animal. period.
Option three. Like Riccardo said, killing the Octopus in Pac Nation is like hunting the Bald Eagle here. It just isn't right, you'll get beat up for it.
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